8BITches News Update Crash Bang ZOMG

We have been signed to Red Car Records. Which is pretty awesome. The album "What is Chip Hop?" will be coming out on USB dongle March 7, which coincidentally is the day we will be playing at the Space Gallery in Portland, ME.

In other news, HD-DVD is dead, Halo 3 is still awesome, Mega Man 2 is the best Mega Man game, and the MacBook Air looks like a complete waste of everyone's time and money.

What Are You Doing?

In case you are waiting on the edge of your seat for the album to drop, I have a recommendation for you. While you're waiting, why don't you visit a dairy and see how milk is made?

Collaboration

We just laid down a track with special guest Sinister Minister of Streetwise. Sin Min brings his smooth flowage to an as-of-yet untitled track featuring thick, creamy beats and vocoder rhyme stylings of Li'l Bit. It may be the catalyst of the Streetwise revolution. 8BITches and Streetwise; two great tastes that taste great together.

Where's The Goddamn Album?

We're working on it. So far, it's tight, but it still needs some work. For example, Earth may not be ready for it because it contains a lot of awesomeness, far more awesomeness than Earth may be able to handle. There is a group of scientists working around the clock doing calculations and other sciencey things, beakers and the like, to make sure the world isn't destroyed in a singularity of kick-ass. Also, Halo 3 just came out, which is a problem.

Another problem is an album name. Can you think of an album name for us? That would help us a lot. Or, even better, could you think of something really clever that we can change just enough to not give you credit?

--Big Pick Zel

Battling Rap Aliens from the Gamma Quadrant

This is the official 8BITches blog. It is good. Here is a video of 8BITches in action. This was filmed right before the Earth exploded. If you do not remember the Earth having exploded, that's because the Qualiens moved all living creatures from Earth to Erath 7 and wiped the memories of all humans.